The Gobshite Report - Season Eighteen - Gameweek Twelve

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Much and More FC

4 - 0

Os Patos

Roberto Firmino
12
1 - 0
João Félix
34
2 - 0
Rodrigo De Paul
67
3 - 0
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
77
4 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 3

Weasels

0 - 1
1
Alexis Umeres
0 - 2
66
Alexis Umeres
0 - 3
70
Lautaro Martínez

Flying Faux Soccer

1 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Phil Foden
7
1 - 0

Mancs in Black

1 - 1

FC Cers City

Marcus Rashford
39
1 - 0
1 - 1
89
Geoffrey Were

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Pantabangan Wanderers

4 - 2

Los Hijos de Chud

Danilo Pereira
19
1 - 0
1 - 1
24
Danson Owino
Sergej Milinković-Savić
31
2 - 1
2 - 2
45
Danson Owino
Tammy Abraham
63
3 - 2
Luiz Felipe (OG)
65
4 - 2

Qiú Mǎng

1 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

Mikel Oyarzabal
14
1 - 0

St Marten Saints

2 - 2

Maychester United

0 - 1
11
Hakan Çalhanoğlu
0 - 2
25
Federico Chiesa
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
69
1 - 2
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
74
2 - 2

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The Pocket Dawgs

3 - 2

Sh1tesse

0 - 1
20
Memphis Depay
Mehdi Taremi
52
1 - 1
Mehdi Taremi
64
2 - 1
2 - 2
79
Sven Botman
Rafa
90+6
3 - 2

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 4

St Marten Saints

0 - 1
16
Romelu Lukaku
0 - 2
24
Romelu Lukaku
0 - 3
67
Hulk
0 - 4
75
Paul Pogba

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

1 - 1

Mancs in Black

0 - 1
39
Ricardo Horta
Steven Bergwijn
61
1 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

4 - 1

Flying Faux Soccer

Fabinho (Pen)
4
1 - 0
Danson Owino
26
2 - 0
Danson Owino
62
3 - 0
3 - 1
83
Bernardo Silva (Pen)
Danson Owino
90
4 - 1