| Season | Team | Apps | Goals | Assists | PoM | Red Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Crystal Phallus | 21 | 4 | 0 | 1 | |
| 2 | Crystal Phallus | 21 | 3 | 1 | 1 | |
| 3 | Crystal Phallus | 24 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
| 4 | Crystal Phallus | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 5 | Crystal Phallus | 35 | 1 | 7 | 3 | |
| 6 | Qiú Mǎng | 31 | 1 | 3 | 1 | |
| 7 | Los Hijos de Chud | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 8 | AFC He-Man | |||||
| 9 | Wedge Bromwich Albion | 1 | ||||
| 10 | Wedge Bromwich Albion | 1 | ||||
| 11 | Wedge Bromwich Albion | |||||
| 12 | Brigstock Big Cocks | |||||
| 13 | Brigstock Big Cocks | |||||
| 14 | Brigstock Big Cocks | 1 | ||||
| 15 | Queens of the Quagmire | |||||
| 16 | Chilean Menace | 3 | ||||
| 17 | Los Hijos de Chud | 1 | ||||
| 18 | Flying Faux Soccer | |||||
| 19 | Nanard Corruption Football | 1 | ||||
| 20 | Sh1tesse | |||||
| 21 | Brigstock Big Cocks | 1 | ||||
| 22 | St Marten Saints | |||||
| 23 | Beek and Donk Spartans | |||||
| 24 | Qiú Mǎng | 1 | ||||
| 25 | Flying Faux Soccer | 1 | ||||
| 26 | Los Hijos de Chud | |||||
| 27 | Sh1tesse | 4 |
