| Season | Team | Apps | Goals | Assists | PoM | Red Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Crystal Phallus | 9 | 0 | 1 | 1 | |
| 4 | AFC He-Man | 28 | 1 | 5 | 2 | |
| 5 | AFC He-Man | 32 | 0 | 3 | 1 | |
| 6 | Nilwall FC | 30 | 2 | 5 | 1 | |
| 7 | Nilwall FC | 32 | 1 | 5 | 0 | |
| 8 | Mancs in Black | |||||
| 9 | Chilean Menace | |||||
| 10 | Brigstock Big Cocks | 1 | ||||
| 11 | Möhömahamörssit | |||||
| 12 | Brigstock Big Cocks | |||||
| 13 | Chilean Menace | |||||
| 14 | Brigstock Big Cocks | |||||
| 15 | The Pocket Dawgs | |||||
| 16 | The Shola System | |||||
| 17 | The Shola System | |||||
| 23 | Maychester United | |||||
| 24 | Maychester United | |||||
| 27 | Barely Athletic |
