Season	Team	Apps	Goals	Assists	PoM	Red Cards
1	Surreal Olympics	20	2	1	0
2	Surreal Olympics	14	1	2	0
3	Surreal Olympics	18	1	0	1
4	FC Cers City	18	0	0	0
5	Crystal Phallus	17	2	2	1
6	Surreal Olympics	14	3	2	0
7	Surreal Olympics	3	0	0	0
8	Surreal Olympics		3
9	Surreal Olympics		1
10	Surreal Olympics		1
14	Surreal Olympics		1
15	Surreal Olympics
16	Surreal Olympics
17	Surreal Olympics		6
22	Surreal Olympics
23	Surreal Olympics
24	Brigstock Big Cocks
25	Weasels		1
27	Surreal Olympics					1