Season	Team	Apps	Goals	Assists	PoM	Red Cards
1	Surreal Olympics	20	0	0	1
2	Surreal Olympics	26	2	0	0
3	Surreal Olympics	22	0	0	2
4	Chilean Menace	26	0	0	0
5	La Ball de la Foot	34	0	2	1
6	Möhömahamörssit	32	2	1	2
7	Möhömahamörssit	34	0	0	1
8	La Ball de la Foot		1
9	FC Cers City
10	AFC He-Man		3
11	Los Hijos de Chud		2
12	AFC He-Man		1
13	Los Hijos de Chud
14	Weasels		1
15	Brigstock Big Cocks
16	Brigstock Big Cocks		4
17	Maychester United		1
18	Maychester United		2
19	Maychester United		1
20	Maychester United		3			1
21	Nootcastle United		1
22	FC Cers City		3
23	FC Cers City		2
24	Nootcastle United		1
25	La Ball de la Foot		2
26	Flying Faux Soccer		1
27	Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle		1