Season	Team	Apps	Goals	Assists	PoM	Red Cards
1	Crystal Phallus	8	0	0	0
2	Nilwall FC	19	1	6	1
3	Arbor Red	22	1	4	0
4	Mancs in Black	26	0	4	0
5	Chilean Menace	28	0	7	0
6	Chilean Menace	23	1	4	1
7	Chilean Menace	20	0	4	1
8	The Pocket Dawgs
9	Farcelona
10	Maychester United		1
11	Maychester United
12	Chilean Menace
13	FC Cers City
14	Chilean Menace
15	Qiú Mǎng
16	Qiú Mǎng
17	The Shola System
18	Brigstock Big Cocks
19	Farcelona					1
20	Möhömahamörssit
21	Ye Who Enter Here United
22	Much and More FC
23	Ye Who Enter Here United
24	Barely Athletic
25	Ye Who Enter Here United
26	Ye Who Enter Here United
27	Farcelona
28	Ye Who Enter Here United					1