| Season | Team | Apps | Goals | Assists | PoM | Red Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Crystal Phallus | 26 | 0 | 3 | 0 | |
| 3 | Crystal Phallus | 20 | 1 | 1 | 0 | |
| 4 | Chilean Menace | 23 | 2 | 2 | 2 | |
| 5 | Chilean Menace | 38 | 11 | 10 | 7 | |
| 6 | Qiú Mǎng | 27 | 1 | 5 | 1 | |
| 7 | Wedge Bromwich Albion | 32 | 7 | 4 | 3 | |
| 8 | Los Patos | 1 | ||||
| 9 | AFC He-Man | 2 | ||||
| 10 | AFC He-Man | 3 | ||||
| 11 | The Shola System | 5 | ||||
| 12 | Surreal Olympics | |||||
| 13 | Chilean Menace | 4 | ||||
| 14 | Chilean Menace | 1 | ||||
| 15 | Möhömahamörssit | 7 | ||||
| 16 | Möhömahamörssit | 1 | ||||
| 17 | FC Cers City | 6 | ||||
| 18 | Kamara Chameleon Collective | 7 | ||||
| 19 | Kamara Chameleon Collective | 7 | ||||
| 20 | Kamara Chameleon Collective | 5 | ||||
| 21 | Kamara Chameleon Collective | 5 | ||||
| 22 | Qiú Mǎng | 9 | ||||
| 23 | Weasels | 4 | ||||
| 24 | Flying Faux Soccer | 8 | ||||
| 25 | Maychester United | 9 | ||||
| 26 | Beek and Donk Spartans | 5 | ||||
| 27 | Beek and Donk Spartans | 3 | ||||
| 28 | Beek and Donk Spartans |
