Season	Team	Apps	Goals	Assists	PoM	Red Cards
1	Crystal Phallus	21	0	0	0
2	Crystal Phallus	29	0	0	1
3	Farcelona	27	0	0	0
4	Farcelona	31	0	0	1
5	Farcelona
6	Farcelona	36	0	0	0
7	Farcelona	32	0	0	0
8	Illamanati	34	0	0	1
9	Maychester United
10	Chilean Menace
11	Illamanati
12	The Shola System
13	The Shola System
14	Weasels
15	AFC He-Man
16	AllChipsBelongToUs FC
17	Much and More FC
18	Brigstock Big Cocks
19	Los Hijos de Chud
20	Los Hijos de Chud
21	Pantabangan Wanderers
22	Crawford Hotspur FC
23	Partizaak Belgrade
24	Qiú Mǎng
25	Nanard Corruption Football
26	Chilean Menace