| Season | Team | Apps | Goals | Assists | PoM | Red Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Crystal Phallus | 18 | 0 | 5 | 2 | |
| 2 | Nilwall FC | 21 | 3 | 3 | 0 | |
| 3 | Nilwall FC | 29 | 4 | 7 | 0 | |
| 4 | Nilwall FC | 30 | 1 | 8 | 0 | |
| 5 | Nilwall FC | 16 | 0 | 2 | 0 | |
| 6 | Möhömahamörssit | 19 | 1 | 1 | 0 | |
| 7 | AFC He-Man | 4 | ||||
| 8 | AFC He-Man | 22 | 4 | 1 | 2 | |
| 9 | Nilwall FC | 1 | ||||
| 10 | Brigstock Big Cocks | |||||
| 11 | Brigstock Big Cocks | |||||
| 12 | Nilwall FC | |||||
| 14 | Surreal Olympics | 1 | ||||
| 23 | Crawford Hotspur FC | 5 | ||||
| 24 | AFC He-Man | |||||
| 25 | AFC Double Dutch Demigods | |||||
| 26 | AFC Double Dutch Demigods | |||||
| 27 | Farcelona | 1 | ||||
| 28 | Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle | 3 |
