| Season | Team | Apps | Goals | Assists | PoM | Red Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | Crystal Phallus | |||||
| 4 | Os Patos | |||||
| 5 | Brigstock Big Cocks | |||||
| 7 | The Pocket Dawgs | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 8 | Wedge Bromwich Albion | |||||
| 9 | The Pocket Dawgs | |||||
| 10 | Farcelona | |||||
| 11 | Tiki Taka Toah | 3 | ||||
| 12 | The Shola System | |||||
| 15 | Mancs in Black | |||||
| 16 | AllChipsBelongToUs FC | |||||
| 18 | Möhömahamörssit | |||||
| 20 | Farcelona | |||||
| 22 | Maychester United | 2 | ||||
| 23 | Maychester United | 1 | ||||
| 24 | Weasels | |||||
| 25 | AFC Double Dutch Demigods | |||||
| 26 | Robada |
