Season	Team	Apps	Goals	Assists	PoM	Red Cards
2	Crystal Phallus	29	0	4	1
3	Weasels	4	0	0	0
4	La Ball de la Foot	18	0	1	0
5	Wedge Bromwich Albion	28	2	1	1
6	Arbor Red	27	4	2	2
8	Wedge Bromwich Albion
10	Wedge Bromwich Albion		1
11	Illamanati		1
17	Pantabangan Wanderers
18	Pantabangan Wanderers		2
19	Flying Faux Soccer		1
20	Flying Faux Soccer
21	Brigstock Big Cocks
22	La Ball de la Foot
23	La Ball de la Foot		1			1
24	Surreal Olympics		1			1
25	Crawford Hotspur FC
26	La Ball de la Foot
27	La Ball de la Foot		2