| Season | Team | Apps | Goals | Assists | PoM | Red Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Los Patos | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 3 | Crystal Phallus | 28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 4 | The Pocket Dawgs | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 5 | Chilean Menace | 28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 6 | Chilean Menace | 34 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| 7 | Chilean Menace | 34 | 0 | 0 | 3 | |
| 8 | Tiki Taka Toah | |||||
| 9 | Weasels | |||||
| 10 | Los Patos | |||||
| 18 | Tiki Taka Toah | |||||
| 19 | Farcelona | |||||
| 22 | Nanard Corruption Football | |||||
| 23 | Tiki Taka Toah | |||||
| 24 | Tiki Taka Toah | |||||
| 25 | Los Patos | |||||
| 26 | Farcelona | |||||
| 27 | Farcelona | |||||
| 28 | Beek and Donk Spartans |
