Kai Havertz
16'
1 - 0
1 - 1
34'
Ángel Correa
1 - 2
76'
Alexis Sánchez
1 - 3
77'
Alexis Sánchez
Jamie Vardy
94'
2 - 3
MISSED PEN Vardy 3′
A heartwarming coming-of-age story was witnessed here as the Martyrs, relentlessly bullied by Maychester, unexpectedly threw their tormentors into a locker and wedgied them. Simon earned his Head Boy status with a solid A+ in goal.
By Stink Grezley, Education Correspondent
