Klinsmann’s Nilwall aren’t really anything more about which to write home than Pekerman’s were, just without the crushing knowledge that they’re capable of better. In fact, the evidence mounts that they’re actively dreadful. The Geese ran riot here, with Lukaku edging ahead of Messi into second place in the golden boot race and Son bagging two assists as well as the opening goal. This was an utter hammering.

By Taramasalata Sanchez