| Season | Team | Apps | Goals | Assists | PoM | Red Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Crystal Phallus | 21 | 0 | 2 | 0 | |
| 2 | The Pocket Dawgs | 21 | 3 | 2 | 2 | |
| 3 | Farcelona | 21 | 2 | 5 | 1 | |
| 4 | Chilean Menace | 23 | 0 | 2 | 0 | |
| 5 | Weasels | 31 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
| 6 | Nilwall FC | 33 | 3 | 8 | 0 | |
| 7 | Nilwall FC | 25 | 1 | 6 | 2 | |
| 8 | Nilwall FC | 1 | ||||
| 9 | Illamanati | 1 | ||||
| 10 | Mancs in Black | 1 | ||||
| 11 | Weasels | |||||
| 12 | Weasels | |||||
| 13 | Chilean Menace | |||||
| 14 | Möhömahamörssit | |||||
| 15 | Chilean Menace | 0 | ||||
| 16 | Chilean Menace | 1 | ||||
| 17 | Sh1tesse | |||||
| 18 | Brigstock Big Cocks | |||||
| 19 | Brigstock Big Cocks | 1 | ||||
| 20 | Brigstock Big Cocks | |||||
| 21 | Brigstock Big Cocks | 1 | ||||
| 22 | Crawford Hotspur FC | 1 | ||||
| 23 | Crawford Hotspur FC | 1 | ||||
| 24 | Crawford Hotspur FC | |||||
| 25 | Qiú Mǎng | |||||
| 26 | Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle |
