Season	Team	Apps	Goals	Assists	PoM	Red Cards
1	Crystal Phallus	21	0	0	0
2	Nilwall FC	18	1	1	0
3	Arbor Red	28	0	1	0
4	Chilean Menace	22	1	0	0
5	Chilean Menace	35	1	1	0
6	Chilean Menace	20	1	1	0
7	Nilwall FC	30	1	0	1
8	Chilean Menace		1
9	La Ball de la Foot
10	Os Patos		4
11	La Ball de la Foot		1
12	Los Hijos de Chud		2
13	Nilwall FC
14	Pantabangan Wanderers		2
15	Pantabangan Wanderers		2
16	Much and More FC		1
17	Farcelona
18	Pantabangan Wanderers
19	Brigstock Big Cocks					2
20	Flying Faux Soccer		1
21	Brigstock Big Cocks		4
22	La Ball de la Foot
23	Brigstock Big Cocks					1
24	La Ball de la Foot		1
25	Queens of the Quagmire
26	Nanard Corruption Football