Season	Team	Apps	Goals	Assists	PoM	Red Cards
1	Brigstock Big Cocks	20	1	1	2
2	Möhömahamörssit	18	1	2	1
3	Crystal Phallus	27	1	2	0
4	Nilwall FC	30	2	2	3
5	Nilwall FC	36	2	1	2
6	Arbor Red	28	0	5	1
8	Arbor Red	28	3	5	1
9	Arbor Red
10	Chilean Menace		1
11	Chilean Menace
12	Mancs in Black		1
13	Qiú Mǎng
14	Os Patos
15	Os Patos		1
16	Os Patos
17	Nanard Corruption Football		3
18	Maychester United
19	Maychester United		1
20	Nanard Corruption Football
21	Farcelona		3
22	Os Patos		6
23	FC Europa Invicta		7
24	AFC He-Man					2
25	Beek and Donk Spartans		1
26	Möhömahamörssit		2