| Season | Team | Apps | Goals | Assists | PoM | Red Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Crystal Phallus | 20 | 0 | 2 | 0 | |
| 3 | AFC He-Man | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | |
| 4 | The Pocket Dawgs | 22 | 5 | 6 | 1 | |
| 5 | Qiú Mǎng | 31 | 4 | 11 | 1 | |
| 6 | Surreal Olympics | 26 | 1 | 8 | 1 | |
| 7 | Surreal Olympics | 21 | 0 | 1 | 1 | |
| 8 | Surreal Olympics | |||||
| 9 | Surreal Olympics | |||||
| 10 | AFC He-Man | |||||
| 16 | Surreal Olympics | |||||
| 19 | Sh1tesse | |||||
| 23 | Maychester United | |||||
| 24 | Beek and Donk Spartans | |||||
| 25 | Nanard Corruption Football | |||||
| 26 | Qiú Mǎng | |||||
| 27 | Crawford Hotspur FC |
