The league’s bottom side looked completely uninterested in the first half and their reward was a swift one-two punch to the face. Southgate’s half-time talk at least woke them up a little bit, with Lewandowski’s goal a rather beautiful reminder of how good they were only a season ago, but ultimately it seemed like this Menace team hate the idea of avoiding complete embarrassment even more than I hate my parents.

By Fart Loser