To all those who say that they’d rather watch a short-lived early-2000s sci-fi series than a near-meaningless league game, I say forget that Roswell crap. The Mancs have not lived up to their potential this season but they’re still capable of turning it on (against slightly pants teams, admittedly) when they want. It took a while for them to knock down the door but, when it rained, it poured. Ramos snuck one home from a set-piece before Everton struck twice to seal a scoreline that was perhaps a little unfair on a pretty-okay Menace.

By Shoutout Tokeb