| Player | Team | Goals |
|---|---|---|
| 1. Erling Haaland | Surreal Moneyball | 23 |
| 2. Victor Osimhen | Much and More FC | 18 |
| 3. Marcus Rashford | Sh1tesse | 15 |
| 4. Alexis Umeres | Farcelona | 14 |
| 5. Kylian Mbappé | Barely Athletic | 13 |
| 5. Randal Kolo Muani | Robada | 13 |
| 5. Evan Ferguson | Los Hijos de Chud | 13 |
| 8. Ansu Fati | Barely Athletic | 10 |
| 8. Alexander Isak | Maychester United | 10 |
| 10. Kevin De Bruyne | Robada | 9 |
| 11. Julio César | Qiú Mǎng | 8 |
| 11. Viktor Gyökeres | St Marten Saints | 8 |
| 11. Nicolás González | Maychester United | 8 |
| 11. Vinícius Júnior | AFC Double Dutch Demigods | 8 |
| 11. Serhou Guirassy | Kamara Chameleon Collective | 8 |
| 11. Bernardo Silva | Much and More FC | 8 |
| 17. Rodrigo De Paul | Farcelona | 7 |
| 17. İlkay Gündoğan | AFC Double Dutch Demigods | 7 |
| 17. Son Heung-Min | Noot York City | 7 |
| 17. Gabriel Jesus | AFC Double Dutch Demigods | 7 |
| 17. Marco Asensio | AllChipsBelongToUs FC | 7 |
| 17. Jamal Musiala | Maychester United | 7 |
| 17. Junior Digol-Ndozangue | Tiki Taka Toah | 7 |
| 17. Karim Benzema | Chilean Menace | 7 |
| 17. Jack Grealish | Much and More FC | 7 |
| 17. Nicolas Jackson | Maychester United | 7 |
| 27. Mohamed Salah | St Marten Saints | 6 |
| 27. Antoine Griezmann | AFC Double Dutch Demigods | 6 |
| 27. Dušan Vlahović | Partizaak Belgrade | 6 |
| 27. Iago Aspas | Robada | 6 |
| 27. Christopher Nkunku | Flying Faux Soccer | 6 |
| 27. Benjamin Šeško | Willverhampton Wanderers | 6 |
| 27. Rafael Leão | FC Europa Invicta | 6 |
| 27. Yacomo Jacinto | Sh1tesse | 6 |
| 27. Leroy Sané | St Marten Saints | 6 |
| 27. Olivier Giroud | Beek and Donk Spartans | 6 |
| 27. Gabriel Martinelli | Kamara Chameleon Collective | 6 |
| 27. Florian Wirtz | Willverhampton Wanderers | 6 |
| 27. Harry Kane | FC Cers City | 6 |
| 40. Norman Onyango | Flying Faux Soccer | 5 |
| 40. Lautaro Martínez | Noot York City | 5 |
| 40. Marcão | Kamara Chameleon Collective | 5 |
| 40. Ricardo Horta | Nanard Corruption Football | 5 |
| 40. Marcus Thuram | Möhömahamörssit | 5 |
| 40. Youth Coach Two | Weasels | 5 |
| 40. Neymar | La Ball de la Foot | 5 |
| 40. Martin Ødegaard | Beek and Donk Spartans | 5 |
| 40. Kieran Tierney | Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle | 5 |
| 40. Michael Olise | Willverhampton Wanderers | 5 |
| 40. Nicolò Barella | Willverhampton Wanderers | 5 |
| 40. Luis Alberto | Qiú Mǎng | 5 |
| 40. Leandro Trossard | Barely Athletic | 5 |
| 40. Julián Álvarez | Sh1tesse | 5 |
| 40. Khephren Thuram | Möhömahamörssit | 5 |
| 40. Jérémy Doku | Weasels | 5 |
| 40. Romelu Lukaku | Pantabangan Wanderers | 5 |
| 40. Carles | Os Patos | 5 |
| 58. Raphinha | Maychester United | 4 |
| 58. Phil Foden | Los Hijos de Chud | 4 |
| 58. Riyad Mahrez | La Ball de la Foot | 4 |
| 58. Mason Mount | Partizaak Belgrade | 4 |
| 58. Gerard Moreno | Qiú Mǎng | 4 |
| 58. Ruben Loftus-Cheek | Surreal Moneyball | 4 |
| 58. Gaëtan Laborde | Möhömahamörssit | 4 |
| 58. Richarlison | Flying Faux Soccer | 4 |
| 58. Casemiro | Chilean Menace | 4 |
| 58. João Félix | Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle | 4 |
| 58. Martin Ádám | FC Europa Invicta | 4 |
| 58. Ángel Di María | Chilean Menace | 4 |
| 58. Amos Collins | Möhömahamörssit | 4 |
| 58. Ferran Torres | Weasels | 4 |
| 58. Alexandr Golovin | FC Europa Invicta | 4 |
| 58. Giacomo Raspadori | Pantabangan Wanderers | 4 |
| 58. Daniel Buschmann | Os Patos | 4 |
| 58. Darwin Núñez | Os Patos | 4 |
| 58. Thomas Müller | Chilean Menace | 4 |
| 58. André-Franck Zambo Anguissa | Weasels | 4 |
| 58. Moussa Diaby | La Ball de la Foot | 4 |
| 58. Jude Bellingham | Sh1tesse | 4 |
| 58. Jarrod Bowen | Noot York City | 4 |
| 58. Dani Olmo | FC Cers City | 4 |
| 82. Pedro Gonçalves | Willverhampton Wanderers | 3 |
| 82. Bradley Barcola | Partizaak Belgrade | 3 |
| 82. Rafa | St Marten Saints | 3 |
| 82. Endrick | Tiki Taka Toah | 3 |
| 82. Eduardo Camavinga | La Ball de la Foot | 3 |
| 82. Lionel Messi | Chilean Menace | 3 |
| 82. Pedri | FC Europa Invicta | 3 |
| 82. Diogo Jota | Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle | 3 |
| 82. Kai Havertz | Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle | 3 |
| 82. Ollie Watkins | Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle | 3 |
| 82. Julian Brandt | AFC Double Dutch Demigods | 3 |
| 82. Vitinha (The CM Type) | Los Hijos de Chud | 3 |
| 82. Donyell Malen | AllChipsBelongToUs FC | 3 |
| 82. Ryan Gravenberch | AllChipsBelongToUs FC | 3 |
| 82. Xavi Simons | AllChipsBelongToUs FC | 3 |
| 82. Rasmus Højlund | Beek and Donk Spartans | 3 |
| 82. Eddie Nketiah | Os Patos | 3 |
| 82. Benjamin Pavard | Willverhampton Wanderers | 3 |
| 82. Guillermo Torres | Surreal Moneyball | 3 |
| 82. Matthijs de Ligt | AllChipsBelongToUs FC | 3 |
| 82. Crawford Jansson | FC Cers City | 3 |
| 82. Piotr Zieliński | Noot York City | 3 |
| 82. Mikel Oyarzabal | Nanard Corruption Football | 3 |
| 82. Khvicha Kvaratskhelia | FC Cers City | 3 |
| 82. Cristian Romero | Noot York City | 3 |
| 82. Ivan Toney | St Marten Saints | 3 |
| 82. Abdul Boateng | Kamara Chameleon Collective | 3 |
| 109. Aurélien Tchouaméni | Willverhampton Wanderers | 2 |
| 109. Danson Owino | Los Hijos de Chud | 2 |
| 109. Robert Lewandowski | Nanard Corruption Football | 2 |
| 109. Natale Regis | Os Patos | 2 |
| 109. Warren Zaïre-Emery | Os Patos | 2 |
| 109. Physio O'Sullivan | Os Patos | 2 |
| 109. Luis Díaz | Farcelona | 2 |
| 109. Joshua Kimmich | Möhömahamörssit | 2 |
| 109. Douglas Luiz | Kamara Chameleon Collective | 2 |
| 109. Alphonso Davies | Willverhampton Wanderers | 2 |
| 109. James Maddison | Pantabangan Wanderers | 2 |
| 109. Kingsley Coman | FC Europa Invicta | 2 |
| 109. Iñaki Williams | Barely Athletic | 2 |
| 109. Pascal Groß | Noot York City | 2 |
| 109. Lucas Ocampos | Partizaak Belgrade | 2 |
| 109. Denis Zakaria | Surreal Moneyball | 2 |
| 109. Otávio | Sh1tesse | 2 |
| 109. Edmond Tapsoba | Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle | 2 |
| 109. Carlos Baleba | Qiú Mǎng | 2 |
| 109. Gavi | Möhömahamörssit | 2 |
| 109. Cody Gakpo | AllChipsBelongToUs FC | 2 |
| 109. Ronald Araújo | Farcelona | 2 |
| 109. Mohammed Kudus | Chilean Menace | 2 |
| 109. Juninho | Tiki Taka Toah | 2 |
| 109. Fernando Díez | Tiki Taka Toah | 2 |
| 109. Ousmane Dembélé | FC Cers City | 2 |
| 109. Geoffrey Were | Los Hijos de Chud | 2 |
| 109. Morten Hjulmand | Nanard Corruption Football | 2 |
| 109. Boubacar Kamara | Surreal Moneyball | 2 |
| 109. Lamine Yamal | Weasels | 2 |
| 109. Denzel Dumfries | Beek and Donk Spartans | 2 |
| 109. Raheem Sterling | Much and More FC | 2 |
| 109. Matheus Cunha | Kamara Chameleon Collective | 2 |
| 109. Harry Maguire | Chilean Menace | 2 |
| 109. Carlos Soler | FC Cers City | 2 |
| 109. Prince Essiam | Surreal Moneyball | 2 |
| 109. Nuno Mendes | La Ball de la Foot | 2 |
| 109. Ismaël Bennacer | La Ball de la Foot | 2 |
| 109. Yeremy Pino | Flying Faux Soccer | 2 |
| 109. Oleksandr Zinchenko | AFC Double Dutch Demigods | 2 |
| 109. Exequiel Palacios | St Marten Saints | 2 |
| 109. Hassen Diop | Partizaak Belgrade | 2 |
| 109. Fábio Vieira | Barely Athletic | 2 |
| 109. Edin Džeko | AFC Double Dutch Demigods | 2 |
| 109. Milan Đurić | Beek and Donk Spartans | 2 |
| 109. Patrik Schick | Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle | 2 |
| 109. Alexis Mac Allister | Nanard Corruption Football | 2 |
| 109. Bruno Fernandes | Pantabangan Wanderers | 2 |
| 109. Fernandinho | Noot York City | 2 |
| 109. Marcos Llorente | Chilean Menace | 2 |
| 109. Gonçalo Ramos | Robada | 2 |
| 109. Nico Williams | Kamara Chameleon Collective | 2 |
| 109. Bukayo Saka | Partizaak Belgrade | 2 |
| 109. Leandro Paredes | Farcelona | 2 |
| 109. Artem Dovbyk | Weasels | 2 |
| 109. Kiril Despodov | FC Europa Invicta | 2 |
| 109. Leon Goretzka | Nanard Corruption Football | 2 |
| 166. Jack Oliver | Flying Faux Soccer | 1 |
| 166. Frenkie de Jong | AllChipsBelongToUs FC | 1 |
| 166. John McGinn | FC Cers City | 1 |
| 166. Éder Militão | St Marten Saints | 1 |
| 166. Theo Hernández | Barely Athletic | 1 |
| 166. Presnel Kimpembe | Barely Athletic | 1 |
| 166. Niklas Süle | FC Europa Invicta | 1 |
| 166. Juan Foyth | Partizaak Belgrade | 1 |
| 166. Rodri | Os Patos | 1 |
| 166. Robin Le Normand | FC Cers City | 1 |
| 166. Sandro Tonali | FC Cers City | 1 |
| 166. Christian Pulisic | Farcelona | 1 |
| 166. Ramy Bensebaini | Nanard Corruption Football | 1 |
| 166. Virgil van Dijk | Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle | 1 |
| 166. Koke | AFC Double Dutch Demigods | 1 |
| 166. Federico Dimarco | Partizaak Belgrade | 1 |
| 166. Wesley Fofana | Nanard Corruption Football | 1 |
| 166. Patrick Omondi | Beek and Donk Spartans | 1 |
| 166. Mohamed Daramy | Surreal Moneyball | 1 |
| 166. Rodrigo Bentancur | Noot York City | 1 |
| 166. Nabil Fekir | La Ball de la Foot | 1 |
| 166. Jerdy Schouten | AllChipsBelongToUs FC | 1 |
| 166. Ángel Correa | Nanard Corruption Football | 1 |
| 166. Nuno Bessa | Os Patos | 1 |
| 166. Alejandro Balde | Robada | 1 |
| 166. Memphis Depay | AllChipsBelongToUs FC | 1 |
| 166. Ibrahima Konaté | Surreal Moneyball | 1 |
| 166. Julian Ryerson | Nanard Corruption Football | 1 |
| 166. Tolga Karabaş | Beek and Donk Spartans | 1 |
| 166. Diego Carlos | Pantabangan Wanderers | 1 |
| 166. David López | Pantabangan Wanderers | 1 |
| 166. Thiago Silva | Chilean Menace | 1 |
| 166. Emanuel Emegha | Beek and Donk Spartans | 1 |
| 166. Nico Schlotterbeck | Much and More FC | 1 |
| 166. Kyle Walker-Peters | Much and More FC | 1 |
| 166. Lutsharel Geertruida | AllChipsBelongToUs FC | 1 |
| 166. João Palhinha | Maychester United | 1 |
| 166. Jurriën Timber | Partizaak Belgrade | 1 |
| 166. James Ward-Prowse | St Marten Saints | 1 |
| 166. Francesco Acerbi | FC Europa Invicta | 1 |
| 166. Ben Chilwell | Sh1tesse | 1 |
| 166. Mikel Merino | Flying Faux Soccer | 1 |
| 166. Conor Gallagher | Farcelona | 1 |
| 166. Lucas Vázquez | Pantabangan Wanderers | 1 |
| 166. Niclas Füllkrug | Noot York City | 1 |
| 166. Jizz Hornkamp | Noot York City | 1 |
| 166. Elio Montouri | Maychester United | 1 |
| 166. Jeremie Frimpong | St Marten Saints | 1 |
| 166. Jordi Alba | Chilean Menace | 1 |
| 166. Valentín Barco | Pantabangan Wanderers | 1 |
| 166. Nicolò Zaniolo | Maychester United | 1 |
| 166. Thomas Lemar | Willverhampton Wanderers | 1 |
| 166. Rodrygo | Nanard Corruption Football | 1 |
| 166. Mauro Icardi | La Ball de la Foot | 1 |
| 166. Luka Modrić | Chilean Menace | 1 |
| 166. Granit Xhaka | FC Europa Invicta | 1 |
| 166. Marcelo Brozović | Barely Athletic | 1 |
| 166. Liam Cardenas | Tiki Taka Toah | 1 |
| 166. Luke Shaw | Weasels | 1 |
| 166. Raúl Albiol | Sh1tesse | 1 |
| 166. Lucas Hernández | La Ball de la Foot | 1 |
| 166. Danilo | Sh1tesse | 1 |
| 166. Rico Lewis | Sh1tesse | 1 |
| 166. Caio Henrique | Beek and Donk Spartans | 1 |
| 166. Kelvin Izuchukwu | Qiú Mǎng | 1 |
| 166. Kim Min-Jae | Kamara Chameleon Collective | 1 |
| 166. Davide Frattesi | Möhömahamörssit | 1 |
| 166. Ebere Eze | Maychester United | 1 |
| 166. David Alaba | Farcelona | 1 |
| 166. Manuel Locatelli | Partizaak Belgrade | 1 |
| 166. Dayot Upamecano | Partizaak Belgrade | 1 |
| 166. Álvaro Morata | Nanard Corruption Football | 1 |
| 166. Wílmar Barrios | St Marten Saints | 1 |
| 166. Bruno Guimarães | Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle | 1 |
| 166. Pepe | Much and More FC | 1 |
| 166. Reece James | Pantabangan Wanderers | 1 |
| 166. Victor Boniface | Möhömahamörssit | 1 |
| 166. Osea Prasad | Qiú Mǎng | 1 |
| 166. Yannick Carrasco | La Ball de la Foot | 1 |
| 166. Teun Koopmeiners | FC Europa Invicta | 1 |
| 166. Marco Verratti | La Ball de la Foot | 1 |
| 166. Federico Chiesa | Los Hijos de Chud | 1 |
| 166. Stefan de Vrij | FC Cers City | 1 |
| 166. César Azpilicueta | AFC Double Dutch Demigods | 1 |
| 166. Geoffrey Kondogbia | Beek and Donk Spartans | 1 |
| 166. José Giménez | Pantabangan Wanderers | 1 |
| 166. Chris Wood | Willverhampton Wanderers | 1 |
| 166. Pau Torres | Os Patos | 1 |
| 166. Lorenzo Pellegrini | Nanard Corruption Football | 1 |
| 166. Arnaut Danjuma | AllChipsBelongToUs FC | 1 |
| 166. Jonathan Tah | Pantabangan Wanderers | 1 |
| 166. Alejandro Garnacho | Chilean Menace | 1 |
| 166. Christian Eriksen | AFC Double Dutch Demigods | 1 |
| 166. Ezri Konsa | Möhömahamörssit | 1 |
| 166. Christian Günter | Os Patos | 1 |
| 166. Manuel Ugarte | Partizaak Belgrade | 1 |
| 166. Axel Disasi | La Ball de la Foot | 1 |
| 166. Jules Koundé | Barely Athletic | 1 |
| 166. Aleksandar Mitrović | Sh1tesse | 1 |
| 166. N'Golo Kanté | Sh1tesse | 1 |
| 166. Steven Berghuis | AllChipsBelongToUs FC | 1 |
| 166. Mantas Bickauskas | Qiú Mǎng | 1 |
| 166. Andreas Christensen | Pantabangan Wanderers | 1 |
| 166. Paulo Dybala | Farcelona | 1 |
| 166. Martin Terrier | Flying Faux Soccer | 1 |
| 166. Ousmane Diomande | St Marten Saints | 1 |
| 166. José Gayà | Much and More FC | 1 |
| 166. Joselu | Sh1tesse | 1 |
| 166. Ratu Ali | Weasels | 1 |
| 166. Breel Embolo | Surreal Moneyball | 1 |
| 166. Serge Gnabry | Farcelona | 1 |
| 166. Youssef En-Nesyri | Partizaak Belgrade | 1 |
| 166. João Neves | La Ball de la Foot | 1 |
| 166. Mohamed Simakan | Robada | 1 |
| 166. Dávid Hancko | FC Europa Invicta | 1 |
| 166. Mateo Kovačić | Barely Athletic | 1 |
| 166. Luis Suárez | Flying Faux Soccer | 1 |
| 166. Moisés Caicedo | Pantabangan Wanderers | 1 |
| 166. Charles De Ketelaere | Pantabangan Wanderers | 1 |
| 166. Pape Matar Sarr | Surreal Moneyball | 1 |
| 166. João Pedro | Much and More FC | 1 |
| 166. Fabinho | Kamara Chameleon Collective | 1 |
| 166. Mario Pašalić | Os Patos | 1 |
| 166. Marc Cucurella | FC Cers City | 1 |
| 166. Callum McGregor | Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle | 1 |
| 166. Lee Kang-In | FC Cers City | 1 |
| 166. Benoît Badiashile | Maychester United | 1 |
| 166. Dejan Kulusevski | Sh1tesse | 1 |
