This was a thoroughly professional performance from a Los Hijos side who have been growing in stature lately. It took them nearly half an hour to break down Bruce’s men but Can’s punchy effort from the edge of the box sailed past Dubravka and rewarded their patience. With Surreal Madrid offering very little of anything, the visitors bagged a second through Fernandez’s own goal, then had Zaha, Mane, Gotze and Lacazette add to the rout. It leaves the league’s least fancied team adrift at the bottom of the table, having lost by the biggest margin that the Gobshite League has ever seen.

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