| Season | Team | Apps | Goals | Assists | PoM | Red Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Crystal Phallus | 20 | 0 | 2 | 0 | |
| 2 | Farcelona | 23 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| 3 | FC Carrcelona | 26 | 1 | 0 | 0 | |
| 4 | AFC He-Man | 24 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| 5 | AFC He-Man | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 6 | Möhömahamörssit | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 7 | La Ball de la Foot | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 8 | Los Hijos de Chud | 1 | ||||
| 9 | Surreal Moneyball | |||||
| 10 | Mancs in Black | |||||
| 11 | La Ball de la Foot | |||||
| 12 | La Ball de la Foot |
