Season	Team	Apps	Goals	Assists	PoM	Red Cards
2	Crystal Phallus	15	2	1	1
3	Crystal Phallus	18	5	1	1
4	Mancs in Black	9	0	0	0
5	Farcelona	34	10	7	2
6	Farcelona	30	4	4	1
7	Farcelona	28	2	2	1
8	Illamanati		3
9	Illamanati		8
10	Illamanati		3
11	Illamanati		2
12	Surreal Moneyball		2
13	Mancs in Black		3
14	Mancs in Black		2
15	Qiú Mǎng		9
16	The Shola System		1
17	The Pocket Dawgs
20	Nanard Corruption Football		3
23	Pantabangan Wanderers		1			1
25	Willverhampton Wanderers		3
26	Maychester United		1			1