Season	Team	Apps	Goals	Assists	PoM	Red Cards
1	Crystal Phallus	8	0	0	0
2	Nilwall FC	19	1	6	1
3	Arbor Red	22	1	4	0
4	Mancs in Black	26	0	4	0
5	Chilean Menace	28	0	7	0
6	Chilean Menace	23	1	4	1
7	Chilean Menace	20	0	4	1
8	The Pocket Dawgs
9	Farcelona
10	Maychester United		1
11	Maychester United
12	Chilean Menace
13	FC Cers City
14	Chilean Menace
15	Qiú Mǎng
16	Qiú Mǎng
17	The Shola System
18	Brigstock Big Cocks
19	Farcelona					1
20	Möhömahamörssit
21	St Marten Saints
22	Much and More FC
23	St Marten Saints
24	Barely Athletic
25	St Marten Saints
26	St Marten Saints