| Team | Form | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1. Karoba United | WWDWW | 13 |
| 2. West Bromwich Altaria | WWWDD | 11 |
| 3. Barely Athletic | LWWDW | 10 |
| 4. Beek and Donk Spartans | WWWDL | 10 |
| 5. Much and More FC | WWWDL | 10 |
| 6. Os Patos | WLWWD | 10 |
| 7. Tiki Taka Toah | WWLDW | 10 |
| 8. Weasels | LWDWW | 10 |
| 9. La Ball de la Foot | LLWWW | 9 |
| 10. Qiú Mǎng | WWLWL | 9 |
| 11. CSM Focșani | LDWDW | 8 |
| 12. FC Cers City | LDWDW | 8 |
| 13. Sh1tesse | DDLWW | 8 |
| 14. Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle | WLDLW | 7 |
| 15. Farcelona | WLWDL | 7 |
| 16. Nootcastle United | LWWDL | 7 |
| 17. Vlad Botafogo | LWDWL | 7 |
| 18. AllChipsBelongToUs FC | LWWLL | 6 |
| 19. Bloke Squad | WLWLL | 6 |
| 20. Chilean Menace | WLLWL | 6 |
| 21. Horses With Attitude | WLWLL | 6 |
| 22. St Marten Saints | WLLWL | 6 |
| 23. Willverhampton Wanderers | LLWLW | 6 |
| 24. Crawford Hotspur FC | WLLDD | 5 |
| 25. Kamara Chameleon Collective | DLLWD | 5 |
| 26. Los Hijos de Chud | LWDDL | 5 |
| 27. Möhömahamörssit | LWLDD | 5 |
| 28. Maychester United | WLLLD | 4 |
| 29. Pantabangan Wanderers | WLLDL | 4 |
| 30. AFC Double Dutch Demigods | WLLLL | 3 |
| 31. Partizaak Belgrade | LLLLD | 1 |
| 32. Flying Faux Soccer | LLLLL | 0 |
| 33. Surreal Freedom | LLLLL | 0 |
