| Team | Form | Points |
|---|
| 1. Barely Athletic | DWWWW | 13 |
| 2. Los Hijos de Chud | DWWWW | 13 |
| 3. Partizaak Belgrade | DWWWW | 13 |
| 4. Surreal Moneyball | WDWWW | 13 |
| 5. Kamara Chameleon Collective | LWWWW | 12 |
| 6. FC Europa Invicta | WDWDW | 11 |
| 7. Sh1tesse | WDDWW | 11 |
| 8. FC Cers City | WWDWL | 10 |
| 9. Farcelona | WWLWL | 9 |
| 10. Os Patos | WWLLW | 9 |
| 11. Weasels | LWWWL | 9 |
| 12. Beek and Donk Spartans | WDDWL | 8 |
| 13. Nanard Corruption Football | WLWDD | 8 |
| 14. Willverhampton Wanderers | DLWDW | 8 |
| 15. Much and More FC | LWDLW | 7 |
| 16. Möhömahamörssit | WWDLL | 7 |
| 17. AFC Double Dutch Demigods | LWWLL | 6 |
| 18. Robada | DLDDW | 6 |
| 19. Chilean Menace | LDLLW | 4 |
| 20. Flying Faux Soccer | LLDWL | 4 |
| 21. La Ball de la Foot | LLDWL | 4 |
| 22. Noot York City | LDWLL | 4 |
| 23. Pantabangan Wanderers | LWLLD | 4 |
| 24. AllChipsBelongToUs FC | DDLLD | 3 |
| 25. Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle | WLLLL | 3 |
| 26. Maychester United | LLLLW | 3 |
| 27. Tiki Taka Toah | WLLLL | 3 |
| 28. Qiú Mǎng | LLDLD | 2 |
| 29. St Marten Saints | LLLLD | 1 |
