The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty - Gameweek Two

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to.

Sh1tesse

0 - 2

St Marten Saints

0 - 1
17'
Sergio Canales
0 - 2
32'
Romelu Lukaku

Brigstock Big Cocks

4 - 0

Surreal Freedom

Sergej Milinković-Savić
11'
1 - 0
Ferran Torres
45+1'
2 - 0
Jarrod Bowen
75'
3 - 0
Sergej Milinković-Savić
80'
4 - 0

Surreal yellows: 9
Surreal reds: 0

Os Patos

1 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Borja Iglesias
81'
1 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

1 - 1

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 1
23'
Toni Kroos
Geoffrey Were
73'
1 - 1

RED CARD - 13' - DANILONELY WALK BACK TO THE DRESSING ROOM

Weasels

0 - 2

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
79'
Elio Montouri
0 - 2
91'
Alexander Isak

La Ball de la Foot

3 - 2

Los Hijos de Chud

Kingsley Coman
29'
1 - 0
Kurt Zouma (Retired)
32'
2 - 0
2 - 1
38'
Pablo Sarabia
Kingsley Coman
44'
3 - 1
3 - 2
74'
Pablo Sarabia

Farcelona

1 - 3

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
11'
Bernardo Silva
0 - 2
35'
José Gayà
0 - 3
65'
Gabriel Martinelli
Harry Kane
91'
1 - 3

MISSED PEN Kane 90′

Qiú Mǎng

1 - 1

FC Cers City

Callum Wilson
8'
1 - 0
1 - 1
41'
Federico Valverde

Much and More FC

2 - 0

AFC He-Man

Erling Haaland
35'
1 - 0
Erling Haaland
73'
2 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

1 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

Dušan Tadić (Pen)
31'
1 - 0

Maychester United

4 - 2

Nootcastle United

0 - 1
14'
Robert Lewandowski
Lionel Messi (Pen)
63'
1 - 1
Ansu Fati
78'
2 - 1
Ansu Fati
80'
3 - 1
3 - 2
85'
Gerard Moreno
Leon Goretzka
94'
4 - 2