The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Seven - Gameweek Two

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

CSM Focșani

2 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

Gerard Moreno
8
1 - 0
Rodrygo
60
2 - 0
2 - 1
63
Jérémy Doku

Farcelona

2 - 1

Maychester United

0 - 1
47
Ronald Araújo (OG)
Alexis Umeres
57
1 - 1
Ronald Araújo
60
2 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 2

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1
31
Enzo Fernández (Pen)
0 - 2
39
Federico Valverde

Willverhampton Wanderers

0 - 1

Weasels

0 - 1
62
Emiliano Buendía

RED CARD - 6 - JWPenalised

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

4 - 0

Crawford Hotspur FC

Donyell Malen
57
1 - 0
Matthijs de Ligt
60
2 - 0
Tyrone Mings
63
3 - 0
Justin Kluivert
88
4 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1

Bloke Squad

0 - 1
56
Ebere Eze

Surreal Freedom

1 - 4

Barely Athletic

0 - 1
22
Emile Smith Rowe
0 - 2
29
Dani Olmo
0 - 3
45+3
Edmond Tapsoba
Eder
47
1 - 3
1 - 4
90
Iago Aspas

Much and More FC

2 - 0

AFC Double Dutch Demigods

Toni Kroos
29
1 - 0
Victor Osimhen
44
2 - 0

Chilean Menace

3 - 0

Sh1tesse

Kylian Mbappé (Pen)
62
1 - 0
Kylian Mbappé (Pen)
71
2 - 0
Julián Álvarez
75
3 - 0

Partizaak Belgrade

1 - 1

Os Patos

Bradley Barcola
4
1 - 0
1 - 1
31
Carles

Qiú Mǎng

1 - 1

Nootcastle United

0 - 1
17
Norman Onyango
Olivier Giroud
68
1 - 1

Vlad Botafogo

3 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

Jack Grealish
52
1 - 0
Jarrod Bowen
67
2 - 0
Jarrod Bowen
82
3 - 0
3 - 1
90+1
Rafa

St Marten Saints

1 - 0

West Bromwich Altaria

Granit Xhaka
34
1 - 0

Horses With Attitude

2 - 1

Flying Faux Soccer

Luis Suárez
23
1 - 0
1 - 1
53
Marcão
Patrick Omondi
84
2 - 1

RED CARD - 87 - HULK SMASH

Kamara Chameleon Collective

1 - 4

Beek and Donk Spartans

0 - 1
20
Rasmus Højlund
0 - 2
24
Rasmus Højlund
0 - 3
52
Martin Ødegaard
0 - 4
75
Serhou Guirassy
Nicolás González
80
1 - 4

Karoba United

3 - 2

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

Vinícius Júnior
17
1 - 0
Vinícius Júnior
59
2 - 0
2 - 1
61
Jude Bellingham
2 - 2
70
Raphaël Varane
Vinícius Júnior
83
3 - 2