The Gobshite Report - Season Thirteen - Gameweek Nine

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Farcelona

1 - 1

AFC He-Man

Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
20'
1 - 0
1 - 1
41'
Duván Zapata

Los Hijos de Chud

4 - 0

FC Cers City

Marco Reus
25'
1 - 0
Marco Reus
32'
2 - 0
Marco Reus
73'
3 - 0
Álvaro Morata
92'
4 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

1 - 3

The Pocket Dawgs

Son Heung-Min
8'
1 - 0
1 - 1
31'
Gonçalo Guedes
1 - 2
63'
Gonçalo Guedes
1 - 3
83'
Jorginho

Chilean Menace

5 - 1

Weasels

Martin Ødegaard
22'
1 - 0
Emile Smith Rowe
29'
2 - 0
2 - 1
45'
Nicolas Pépé
Serge Gnabry
62'
3 - 1
Lautaro Martínez
71'
4 - 1
Lautaro Martínez
73'
5 - 1

Surreal Moneyball

2 - 0

Os Patos

Allan Saint-Maximin
11'
1 - 0
Ciaran Clark
51'
2 - 0

Maychester United

1 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

Hakan Çalhanoğlu
23'
1 - 0

Nilwall FC

2 - 1

Mancs in Black

Victor Osimhen
6'
1 - 0
1 - 1
16'
Ansu Fati
Christian Pulisic
29'
2 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

2 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

Federico Valverde
14'
1 - 0
Federico Valverde
47'
2 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

2 - 2

The Shola System

Bruno Fernandes (Pen)
49'
1 - 0
Dušan Vlahović
53'
2 - 0
2 - 1
71'
Erling Haaland
2 - 2
91'
Erling Haaland