The Gobshite Report - Season Thirteen - Gameweek Five

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

The Pocket Dawgs

1 - 1

La Ball de la Foot

Yves Bissouma (Retired)
13
1 - 0
1 - 1
90+3
Miralem Pjanić

Missed Pen: Ramos 78′

FC Cers City

1 - 1

Weasels

0 - 1
6
Nicolas Pépé
Rúben Neves
53
1 - 1

Nilwall FC

0 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
12
Robert Lewandowski
0 - 2
53
Ciro Immobile

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

Harry Kane (Pen)
56
1 - 0

Mancs in Black

3 - 2

The Shola System

Marcus Rashford
35
1 - 0
Marcus Rashford
45
2 - 0
2 - 1
47
Jesús Corona
2 - 2
84
Jesús Corona
Manuel Locatelli
88
3 - 2

Farcelona

5 - 0

Os Patos

Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
30
1 - 0
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
38
2 - 0
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
42
3 - 0
Dani Parejo
71
4 - 0
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired) (Pen)
83
5 - 0

Sent Off – Damn, Son 36′

Maychester United

1 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
51
Ferran Torres
Romelu Lukaku
87
1 - 1

AFC He-Man

1 - 1

Chilean Menace

0 - 1
46
Serge Gnabry
Hakim Ziyech
85
1 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

2 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

Luis Muriel
30
1 - 0
1 - 1
56
Dušan Vlahović
Theo Hernández
78
2 - 1