The Gobshite Report - Season Thirteen - Gameweek Three

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Los Hijos de Chud

1 - 2

AFC He-Man

Harry Kane
12
1 - 0
1 - 1
45
Duván Zapata
1 - 2
88
Bernardo Silva

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 2

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
18
Luis Muriel
0 - 2
31
Son Heung-Min

Os Patos

1 - 2

Nilwall FC

0 - 1
13
Victor Osimhen
Alexis Umeres
41
1 - 1
1 - 2
63
Victor Osimhen

Mancs in Black

2 - 1

FC Cers City

Rodri
31
1 - 0
Nicolò Zaniolo
33
2 - 0
2 - 1
79
Vinícius Júnior

The Shola System

3 - 2

Maychester United

0 - 1
13
Romelu Lukaku
Leon Goretzka
24
1 - 1
Lorenzo Insigne
58
2 - 1
2 - 2
70
Marcel Sabitzer
Felipe
87
3 - 2

Weasels

0 - 2

Farcelona

0 - 1
26
Eden Hazard (Retired)
0 - 2
90
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)

Tiki Taka Toah

2 - 1

Surreal Moneyball

Marcelo Brozović
71
1 - 0
1 - 1
80
Allan Saint-Maximin
Neymar
90+1
2 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

2 - 0

Chilean Menace

Mikel Oyarzabal
6
1 - 0
Frenkie de Jong
39
2 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

1 - 1

The Pocket Dawgs

Aymeric Laporte
5
1 - 0
1 - 1
46
Jadon Sancho