The Gobshite Report - Season Thirteen - Gameweek Twelve

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Los Hijos de Chud

2 - 0

Os Patos

Thomas Müller
26
1 - 0
Harry Kane (Pen)
44
2 - 0

Maychester United

2 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

Sergej Milinković-Savić
4
1 - 0
Romelu Lukaku (Pen)
24
2 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
16
Paulo Dybala

The Shola System

3 - 1

AFC He-Man

Erling Haaland
41
1 - 0
Ruslan Malinovskyi
44
2 - 0
Jesús Corona
66
3 - 0
3 - 1
90+3
Duván Zapata

The Pocket Dawgs

5 - 1

Surreal Moneyball

Raheem Sterling
4
1 - 0
Jorginho
20
2 - 0
Jadon Sancho
32
3 - 0
3 - 1
79
Ryan Fraser
Yves Bissouma (Retired)
86
4 - 1
Mohamed Salah
89
5 - 1

Weasels

3 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

Sam Lammers
20
1 - 0
Sam Lammers
45+1
2 - 0
2 - 1
47
Neymar
James Ward-Prowse
90
3 - 1

Mancs in Black

4 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

Ansu Fati
8
1 - 0
Lionel Messi
21
2 - 0
Fikayo Tomori
33
3 - 0
3 - 1
49
Robert Lewandowski
Lionel Messi
51
4 - 1
4 - 2
62
Robert Lewandowski

FC Cers City

2 - 0

Nilwall FC

Alex Telles (Pen)
76
1 - 0
Kylian Mbappé
79
2 - 0

Farcelona

0 - 1

Chilean Menace

0 - 1
3
Emile Smith Rowe