The Gobshite Report - Season Thirteen - Gameweek One

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Brigstock Big Cocks

2 - 2

AFC He-Man

0 - 1
16'
Duván Zapata
Robert Lewandowski
23'
1 - 1
1 - 2
32'
Yannick Carrasco
Robert Lewandowski
50'
2 - 2

The Pocket Dawgs

0 - 3

The Shola System

0 - 1
2'
Franck Kessié
0 - 2
59'
Lorenzo Insigne
0 - 3
82'
Franck Kessié (Pen)

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 0

Chilean Menace

Qiú Mǎng

3 - 0

Os Patos

Milan Škriniar
2'
1 - 0
Geoffrey Were
13'
2 - 0
Federico Valverde
45'
3 - 0

Nilwall FC

2 - 2

Los Hijos de Chud

João Félix
22'
1 - 0
1 - 1
74'
Thomas Müller
1 - 2
76'
Mateo Kovačić
João Félix
86'
2 - 2

Weasels

1 - 2

La Ball de la Foot

Paul Pogba
22'
1 - 0
1 - 1
32'
Simon Kjær
1 - 2
93'
Ángel Di María

Mancs in Black

1 - 1

Farcelona

Lucky Radebe (Retired)
5'
1 - 0
1 - 1
10'
Koke

RED Rodri 84′

FC Cers City

4 - 1

Surreal Moneyball

Kylian Mbappé
4'
1 - 0
Vinícius Júnior
27'
2 - 0
2 - 1
31'
Allan Saint-Maximin
Kylian Mbappé
51'
3 - 1
Vinícius Júnior
64'
4 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

1 - 2

Maychester United

0 - 1
1'
Romelu Lukaku
Bruno Fernandes
38'
1 - 1
1 - 2
81'
Romelu Lukaku