The Gobshite Report - Season Seventeen - Gameweek Seven

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 1

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
23
Alexis Sánchez

The Shola System

3 - 0

Chilean Menace

Rúben Neves
4
1 - 0
Naby Keïta
72
2 - 0
Mohamed Salah
90+4
3 - 0

Maychester United

2 - 0

Mancs in Black

Duván Zapata
26
1 - 0
Hakan Çalhanoğlu (Pen)
89
2 - 0

Sh1tesse

3 - 0

FC Cers City

Mauro Icardi
8
1 - 0
Dušan Tadić
23
2 - 0
Erling Haaland
47
3 - 0

Kamara Chameleon Collective

7 - 1

Surreal Moneyball

Luis Muriel
16
1 - 0
Bernardo Silva
24
2 - 0
Mikel Oyarzabal
26
3 - 0
3 - 1
35
Allan Saint-Maximin
Victor Moses (OG)
51
4 - 1
Jorginho
54
5 - 1
Luis Muriel
67
6 - 1
Luis Muriel
90+2
7 - 1

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 2

Weasels

0 - 1
37
Benjamin Šeško
0 - 2
72
Benjamin Šeško

F. Chiesa RED 50

Much and More FC

3 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

Jadon Sancho
13
1 - 0
Harry Kane
21
2 - 0
2 - 1
35
Marcus Forss
Marcel Sabitzer
68
3 - 1

R. Schuller RED 11

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 3

Nilwall FC

0 - 1
13
Aymeric Laporte
0 - 2
37
Yannick Carrasco
0 - 3
86
Álvaro Morata

Os Patos

0 - 2

Farcelona

0 - 1
31
Neymar
0 - 2
49
Mateo Kovačić

AFC He-Man

0 - 1

Flying Faux Soccer

0 - 1
89
Antoine Griezmann

Pantabangan Wanderers

2 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

Victor Osimhen
17
1 - 0
Jamal Musiala
28
2 - 0
2 - 1
60
Federico Valverde

Qiú Mǎng

4 - 2

Los Hijos de Chud

Ricardo Velásquez
13
1 - 0
Ricardo Velásquez (Pen)
34
2 - 0
2 - 1
65
Ángel Di María
2 - 2
74
Memphis Depay
Ricardo Velásquez
82
3 - 2
Norman Onyango
90+2
4 - 2