Maychester United

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
26
Rúben Dias
Duván Zapata
63
1 - 1
Bukayo Saka
66
2 - 1
2 - 2
81
Ángel Di María

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Mancs in Black

Paulo Dybala (Pen)
43
1 - 0
Benjamin White
83
2 - 0

Sh1tesse

Much and More FC

Erling Haaland
16
1 - 0
Erling Haaland
56
2 - 0

Maychester United

Chilean Menace

Duván Zapata
27
1 - 0

Nanard Corruption Football

Möhömahamörssit

Marco Reus
26
1 - 0
Lorenzo Insigne
28
2 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Los Hijos de Chud

Pedri
10
1 - 0
Frenkie de Jong
25
2 - 0
Arnaut Danjuma
64
3 - 0

Os Patos

Surreal Freedom

0 - 1
9
Gabriel Jesus (Pen)
0 - 2
16
Lincoln

RED: Omondi 8′

AFC He-Man

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1
6
Vinícius Júnior
0 - 2
18
Vinícius Júnior
Jordan Siebatcheu
47
1 - 2

The Pocket Dawgs

Weasels

Pedro Porro (Pen)
16
1 - 0
Alexis Umeres
90+1
2 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

FC Cers City

Ricardo Velásquez (Retired)
71
1 - 0
Ricardo Velásquez (Retired) (Pen)
78
2 - 0

The Shola System

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
24
Rodri
Bruno Guimarães
47
1 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

Flying Faux Soccer

Jarrod Bowen
7
1 - 0

This week's crossword clue

There's no need to be a dick at Christmas, regardless of sanity. (8)

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