The Gobshite Report - Season Nineteen - Gameweek Fifteen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Sh1tesse

2 - 1

Mancs in Black

Robert Lewandowski
17'
1 - 0
1 - 1
27'
Jack Grealish
Mohammed Kudus
50'
2 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

2 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

Marcelo Brozović
19'
1 - 0
Edin Džeko
84'
2 - 0

FC Cers City

9 - 0

Surreal Freedom

Marcus Rashford
8'
1 - 0
Marcus Rashford
10'
2 - 0
Marcus Rashford
27'
3 - 0
David Alaba
36'
4 - 0
Denzel Dumfries
42'
5 - 0
Kylian Mbappé
49'
6 - 0
Marcus Rashford
67'
7 - 0
Marcus Rashford
70'
8 - 0
Marcus Rashford
77'
9 - 0

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 1

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Lionel Messi
53'
1 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1

St Marten Saints

0 - 1
57'
Romelu Lukaku

Pantabangan Wanderers

2 - 0

Much and More FC

Harry Kane
82'
1 - 0
Mikel Oyarzabal
91'
2 - 0

Farcelona

0 - 3

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
41'
Erling Haaland
0 - 2
45+2'
Erling Haaland
0 - 3
57'
Mateo Kovačić

The Pocket Dawgs

3 - 0

Maychester United

Joelinton
14'
1 - 0
Joelinton
39'
2 - 0
Geoffrey Were
64'
3 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

2 - 0

Kamara Chameleon Collective

Jamal Musiala
17'
1 - 0
Manuel Ugarte
42'
2 - 0

Os Patos

2 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

Tammy Abraham
7'
1 - 0
Florian Wirtz
12'
2 - 0

RED CARD - 4' - CANCEL YOUR PLANS FOR THE REST OF THIS GAME, SON

La Ball de la Foot

1 - 3

Weasels

0 - 1
12'
Alexis Umeres
0 - 2
67'
Lautaro Martínez
0 - 3
74'
Gabriel
Moussa Diaby
83'
1 - 3