The Gobshite Report - Season Nineteen - Gameweek One

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Los Hijos de Chud

1 - 1

Os Patos

0 - 1
18'
Tammy Abraham (Pen)
Pablo Sarabia
29'
1 - 1

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 2

Sh1tesse

0 - 1
53'
Sebastián Coates
0 - 2
85'
Mason Mount

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 2

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
87'
Domenico Berardi
0 - 2
90'
Jamal Musiala

Much and More FC

0 - 0

The Pocket Dawgs

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 2

Maychester United

0 - 1
74'
Marcel Sabitzer (Pen)
0 - 2
83'
Ansu Fati

RED CARD - 6' - Dušan Vlahović

Farcelona

0 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
25'
Abdul Boateng

Nanard Corruption Football

4 - 1

La Ball de la Foot

Victor Osimhen
32'
1 - 0
Victor Osimhen
33'
2 - 0
Neymar
50'
3 - 0
3 - 1
66'
Antoine Griezmann
Victor Osimhen
85'
4 - 1

RED CARD - 2' - Olivier Giroud

Surreal Freedom

2 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

Lorenzo Insigne
39'
1 - 0
1 - 1
63'
Sergej Milinković-Savić
1 - 2
69'
Zlatan Ibrahimović
Fran Beltrán
93'
2 - 2

St Marten Saints

1 - 1

Flying Faux Soccer

Noussair Mazraoui
23'
1 - 0
1 - 1
31'
Phil Foden

Weasels

3 - 5

Mancs in Black

0 - 1
10'
Gabriel Martinelli
0 - 2
14'
Christopher Nkunku
0 - 3
26'
Christopher Nkunku
Lautaro Martínez
31'
1 - 3
Lautaro Martínez
37'
2 - 3
Gabriel
47'
3 - 3
3 - 4
50'
Gabriel Martinelli
3 - 5
72'
Kevin De Bruyne (Pen)