The Gobshite Report - Season Nine - Gameweek Nine

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Tiki Taka Toah

1 - 0

Nilwall FC

Lionel Messi
29'
1 - 0

You should watch this goal on the VOD

Chilean Menace

0 - 2

Surreal Freedom

0 - 1
53'
Jordan Henderson
0 - 2
72'
Ciro Immobile

Illamanati

4 - 0

Farcelona

Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
4'
1 - 0
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
12'
2 - 0
Jadon Sancho
24'
3 - 0
Dani Olmo
93'
4 - 0

RED Alejandro Gomez 55′

Maychester United

1 - 2

Mancs in Black

Memphis Depay
52'
1 - 0
1 - 1
68'
Iago Aspas
1 - 2
69'
Mohamed Salah

RED Lazzari 79′
RED Kessie 90′

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 3

Wedge Bromwich Albion

0 - 1
10'
Alexandr Golovin
0 - 2
34'
Christian Benteke
0 - 3
85'
Kingsley Coman

AFC He-Man

1 - 0

Weasels

Thomas Delaney
14'
1 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

2 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

Diogo Jota (Retired)
7'
1 - 0
N’Golo Kanté
65'
2 - 0

The Pocket Dawgs

5 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

Kostas Manolas
25'
1 - 0
Eden Hazard (Retired)
54'
2 - 0
Eden Hazard (Retired) (Pen)
62'
3 - 0
Zlatan Ibrahimović
64'
4 - 0
Eden Hazard (Retired) (Pen)
80'
5 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

2 - 0

FC Cers City

Rúben Dias
51'
1 - 0
Hakim Ziyech
89'
2 - 0

Os Patos

5 - 1

Arbor Red

Victor Osimhen
3'
1 - 0
Luis Alberto
44'
2 - 0
Victor Osimhen
60'
3 - 0
Anthony Martial
64'
4 - 0
4 - 1
65'
Robert Lewandowski
Iker Muniain
81'
5 - 1