The Gobshite Report - Season Nine - Gameweek Three

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Chilean Menace

1 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

Raphinha
27'
1 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

1 - 0

Farcelona

Sergio Canales
7'
1 - 0

RED Parejo 70′
MISSED PEN Jorginho 78′

AFC He-Man

1 - 4

Illamanati

Alexander Isak
10'
1 - 0
1 - 1
14'
Nicolò Zaniolo
1 - 2
22'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
1 - 3
71'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
1 - 4
91'
Kyle Walker

Los Hijos de Chud

1 - 0

Weasels

Sadio Mané (Retired)
7'
1 - 0

MISSED PEN Mertens 73′

Mancs in Black

3 - 2

Surreal Freedom

Roberto Firmino
6'
1 - 0
Stefan de Vrij
16'
2 - 0
2 - 1
39'
Ciro Immobile
2 - 2
74'
Ciro Immobile
Toni Kroos
82'
3 - 2

Maychester United

1 - 1

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
45+4'
Diogo Jota (Retired)
Memphis Depay
92'
1 - 1

Nilwall FC

1 - 1

Wedge Bromwich Albion

Kalvin Phillips
21'
1 - 0
1 - 1
78'
Kingsley Coman

The Pocket Dawgs

2 - 3

FC Cers City

Eden Hazard (Retired)
11'
1 - 0
1 - 1
64'
Piotr Zieliński
1 - 2
76'
Sergej Milinković-Savić
1 - 3
80'
Henrikh Mkhitaryan
Lorenzo Pellegrini
88'
2 - 3

Arbor Red

3 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

Robert Lewandowski
9'
1 - 0
Josip Iličić
87'
2 - 0
Yannick Carrasco
88'
3 - 0

RED Were 31′

Os Patos

2 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

Anthony Martial
13'
1 - 0
Maximiliano Gómez
65'
2 - 0