The Gobshite Report - Season Nine - Gameweek Two

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

FC Cers City

1 - 1

Chilean Menace

Piotr Zieliński
19'
1 - 0
1 - 1
57'
Oleksandr Zinchenko

RED Kounde 81′

Arbor Red

0 - 2

Farcelona

0 - 1
41'
Luis Suárez
0 - 2
46'
Alejandro Gómez

Weasels

0 - 1

Nilwall FC

0 - 1
91'
David López

Tiki Taka Toah

2 - 1

La Ball de la Foot

Lionel Messi
21'
1 - 0
1 - 1
93'
Neymar
Fabio Quagliarella
95'
2 - 1

Mancs in Black

3 - 2

Wedge Bromwich Albion

0 - 1
2'
Andy Carroll
Roberto Firmino
8'
1 - 1
Toni Kroos
27'
2 - 1
2 - 2
41'
Fabinho (Pen)
Roberto Firmino
45+1'
3 - 2

Maychester United

1 - 3

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
18'
Kevin De Bruyne (Pen)
Memphis Depay
22'
1 - 1
1 - 2
55'
Taison
1 - 3
76'
Ángel Correa

Surreal Freedom

5 - 3

AFC He-Man

Jordan Henderson
8'
1 - 0
Jordan Henderson
17'
2 - 0
2 - 1
19'
Alexander Isak
Lorenzo Insigne
44'
3 - 1
3 - 2
45'
Martin Ødegaard
Hirving Lozano
45+2'
4 - 2
Jordan Henderson
49'
5 - 2
5 - 3
89'
Christian Eriksen

The Pocket Dawgs

0 - 0

Illamanati

Brigstock Big Cocks

3 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

Dominic Calvert-Lewin
8'
1 - 0
Paulo Dybala
11'
2 - 0
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
70'
3 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

3 - 1

Os Patos

Gabriel Jesus
42'
1 - 0
Jérôme Boateng (Retired)
56'
2 - 0
Gabriel Jesus
71'
3 - 0
3 - 1
73'
Anthony Martial