The Gobshite Report - Season Nine - Gameweek Seventeen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Illamanati

4 - 0

Arbor Red

Nicolò Zaniolo
21'
1 - 0
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
27'
2 - 0
Jadon Sancho
62'
3 - 0
Nicolò Zaniolo
66'
4 - 0

VOLCANO: Ruben Amorim replaced by TBC

Chilean Menace

0 - 2

Mancs in Black

0 - 1
56'
Marcus Rashford
0 - 2
82'
Mohamed Salah

RED Bentancur 47′

Farcelona

3 - 0

FC Cers City

Luis Suárez
1'
1 - 0
Alejandro Gómez
13'
2 - 0
Luis Suárez
83'
3 - 0

AFC He-Man

4 - 6

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
1'
Georginio Wijnaldum
Erling Haaland
8'
1 - 1
1 - 2
10'
Jannik Vestergaard (OG)
Frenkie de Jong
12'
2 - 2
2 - 3
27'
Sadio Mané (Retired)
Erling Haaland
44'
3 - 3
3 - 4
51'
Álvaro Morata (Pen)
3 - 5
54'
Álvaro Morata
3 - 6
79'
Álvaro Morata (Pen)
Erling Haaland
93'
4 - 6

VOLCANO: Lars Lagerback replaced by TBC

La Ball de la Foot

4 - 2

Weasels

César Azpilicueta
18'
1 - 0
1 - 1
29'
David Silva (Retired)
1 - 2
56'
Adam Lallana
Neymar
77'
2 - 2
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
89'
3 - 2
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
92'
4 - 2

Möhömahamörssit

1 - 3

Surreal Freedom

0 - 1
23'
Lorenzo Insigne
Hakim Ziyech
32'
1 - 1
1 - 2
50'
Ciro Immobile
1 - 3
82'
Bruno Fernandes

MISSED PEN Immobile 93′

Nilwall FC

0 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

Wedge Bromwich Albion

0 - 3

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
9'
Federico Valverde
0 - 2
38'
Mesut Özil
0 - 3
55'
Lionel Messi (Pen)

Qiú Mǎng

3 - 2

Maychester United

0 - 1
6'
Memphis Depay
Ricardo Velásquez (Retired) (Pen)
13'
1 - 1
1 - 2
20'
Sergio Ramos (Pen)
Lucky Radebe (Retired)
34'
2 - 2
Ricardo Velásquez (Retired)
92'
3 - 2

RED Big Cass 23′

Os Patos

3 - 0

The Pocket Dawgs

Anthony Martial
56'
1 - 0
Luis Alberto
88'
2 - 0
Anthony Martial
94'
3 - 0