The Gobshite Report - Season Fourteen - Gameweek Four

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Maychester United

5 - 3

FC Cers City

Hakan Çalhanoğlu (Pen)
5'
1 - 0
1 - 1
7'
Yves Bissouma (Retired)
Danson Owino
12'
2 - 1
2 - 2
30'
Romelu Lukaku
2 - 3
83'
Lucas Hernández
Kingsley Coman
85'
3 - 3
Hakan Çalhanoğlu
87'
4 - 3
Jadon Sancho
89'
5 - 3

MISSED PEN Neves 91′

Chilean Menace

1 - 0

Farcelona

Lucky Radebe (Retired)
23'
1 - 0

Much and More FC

2 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

Harry Kane
33'
1 - 0
Harry Kane
35'
2 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
9'
Stefan de Vrij
0 - 2
75'
Iñaki Williams

RED Fekir 53′

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1

Weasels

0 - 1
8'
Sam Lammers

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 1

Nilwall FC

0 - 1
81'
Sergio Ramos (Pen)

Los Hijos de Chud

1 - 1

Mancs in Black

0 - 1
51'
Diogo Jota
Paul Pogba
77'
1 - 1

AFC He-Man

1 - 1

Os Patos

Roberto Firmino
30'
1 - 0
1 - 1
90'
Ronald Araújo (Pen)

The Shola System

1 - 3

Möhömahamörssit

Callum Wilson
67'
1 - 0
1 - 1
81'
Jamal Musiala
1 - 2
84'
Erling Haaland
1 - 3
95'
Erling Haaland

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 0

The Pocket Dawgs