The Gobshite Report - Season Five - Gameweek Eight

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

AFC He-Man

1 - 0

Maychester United

Kurt Zouma (Retired)
66'
1 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 0

Weasels

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 0

The Pocket Dawgs

Wedge Bromwich Albion

1 - 2

Chilean Menace

0 - 1
85'
Ferland Mendy (Retired)
Mohamed Salah
92'
1 - 1
1 - 2
92'
Marco Verratti

Os Patos

2 - 1

Farcelona

Iago Aspas
21'
1 - 0
Jesús Navas
25'
2 - 0
2 - 1
36'
Gonçalo Guedes

FC Cers City

0 - 4

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
9'
Dejan Kulusevski
0 - 2
50'
Erling Haaland
0 - 3
59'
Héctor Bellerín
0 - 4
64'
Erling Haaland

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 2

AFC He-Man

0 - 1
31'
Julian Brandt
0 - 2
80'
Luis Suárez

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1

FC Carrcelona

0 - 1
23'
Leon Bailey

Nilwall FC

1 - 1

Maychester United

0 - 1
24'
Theo Hernández
Zlatan Ibrahimović
91'
1 - 1

RED Kanneman 72′

Crystal Phallus

5 - 1

Surreal Moneyball

Thomas Müller
7'
1 - 0
Sadio Mané (Retired)
53'
2 - 0
2 - 1
59'
Álvaro Morata
Jules Koundé
65'
3 - 1
Sadio Mané (Retired)
74'
4 - 1
Sadio Mané (Retired) (Pen)
85'
5 - 1

RED Dele 66′

Arbor Red

4 - 2

Mancs in Black

Koke
35'
1 - 0
Mikel Oyarzabal
39'
2 - 0
2 - 1
43'
James Maddison
Sergio Agüero (Retired)
45+3'
3 - 1
3 - 2
62'
James Maddison
Sergio Agüero (Retired)
90'
4 - 2

MISSED PEN Ramos 27′

This week's crossword clue

34 Down: Raise a direction in Kiwi voice (4)

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