Os Patos

FC Cers City

Leroy Sané
8'
1 - 0
1 - 1
45+1'
Neymar
1 - 2
88'
Hirving Lozano

Los Hijos de Chud

Nilwall FC

Lionel Messi (Pen)
59'
1 - 0
1 - 1
84'
Ansu Fati

Weasels

Maychester United

Merih Demiral
50'
1 - 0

MISSED PEN Hazard 28′

Mancs in Black

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
10'
Antoine Griezmann
0 - 2
20'
Antoine Griezmann
İlkay Gündoğan
27'
1 - 2
Ousmane Dembélé
52'
2 - 2

AFC He-Man

Wedge Bromwich Albion

Luis Suárez (Pen)
81'
1 - 0

RED Gervinho 70′

Surreal Moneyball

Chilean Menace

0 - 1
26'
Jadon Sancho
0 - 2
28'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
0 - 3
71'
Axel Witsel
0 - 4
95'
Olivier Giroud

FC Carrcelona

The Pocket Dawgs

Farcelona

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
33'
Nikola Milenković
0 - 2
36'
Francesco Acerbi
Nicolò Zaniolo
47'
1 - 2
1 - 3
68'
Leonardo Bonucci
1 - 4
77'
Edinson Cavani

Crystal Phallus

La Ball de la Foot

Sadio Mané (Retired)
56'
1 - 0
Houssem Aouar
83'
2 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

Arbor Red

0 - 1
31'
Bruno Fernandes

This week's crossword clue

22 Down: Item concealed by a sitting pet unlikely to fare well (8)

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