A tireless performance from Ansu Fati rescued a point for Nilwall. Jack Grealish took an early bath and a good chunk of a BBC player’s legs with him. BBC will be reassured that their star players both found the net.

By Hamish Goodbrother

Another Desmond. Highlight of the game came from Ilicic’s late equaliser.

By Dan Tinsel

Leon Bailey proving the doubters wrong with a decisive goal. A worthy keep.

By Alex Kapranos

WBA showed a good amount of character here, and were unlucky to have VAR rule out a late Salah goal. Arbor Red got the business done early and held on.

By Yuna from Final Fantasy X

Maychester were rampant here, and the Ducks paid the price. Inaki Williams opened proceedings, the Ducks gave away their customary penalty. Casemiro scored an out of character worldie from the center of the pitch.

By Unbiased Reporter

The Menace continue their unbeaten run. Phallus might feel aggrieved by an early red, but when Ronnie is in this mood he’s utterly unstoppable.

By Frank Sea

The Dawgs put this game to bed early. It’s been a stop start beginning to the season for Halfman.

By Gerald Honeybear

Plucky winger Harry Kane found the net early. Hummus levelled for the Beady Elves. Niklas Sule found himself in the right place at the right time and scored the winner. Good stuff really.

By Leon Loose

Erling Haaland cannot stop scoring. Not to be outdone, Antoine Griezmann cannot stop scoring. Buried somewhere beneath those goals, Zaha will be feeling under appreciated.

By Daphne O’Range

The relentless Farcelona from last season were not at the races today. The Mancs looked very impressive again, new boy Osimhen finds himself in fine company amongst the top goalscorers. Farce will want to build on that consolation goal.

By Kevin Watts

Things looked bleak for the Pigs after going 2-0 down early doors. But Nabil Fekir was having none of it and pulled the strings on a remarkable comeback, which peaked with possibly the best footballing move we’ve seen this season, Kevin De Bruyne’s goal. BBC look tired already, Mourinho out?

By Edd Barm

Surreal Madrid were victimised here. Even James Ward Prowse got amongst it.

By Please Nomore

A good fightback here from Carrcelona.

By Tony Frittata