The Gobshite Report - Season Five - Gameweek Twenty-Eight

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Table as of Gameweek Twenty-Eight

FC Carrcelona

1 - 2

Möhömahamörssit

Leon Bailey
36'
1 - 0
1 - 1
43'
Ismaily
1 - 2
82'
Edinson Cavani

Chilean Menace

0 - 2

Wedge Bromwich Albion

0 - 1
10'
Milan Škriniar
0 - 2
62'
Clément Lenglet (OG)

Maychester United

1 - 2

Nilwall FC

0 - 1
7'
Mason Greenwood (Retired)
Eden Hazard (Retired)
84'
1 - 1
1 - 2
93'
Ansu Fati

Qiú Mǎng

3 - 3

FC Cers City

Dejan Kulusevski
9'
1 - 0
N’Golo Kanté
31'
2 - 0
2 - 1
67'
Oscar
2 - 2
68'
Neymar
Erling Haaland
72'
3 - 2
3 - 3
96'
Lautaro Martínez

The Pocket Dawgs

0 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

AFC He-Man

1 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

Julian Brandt
9'
1 - 0
1 - 1
65'
Lionel Messi

Farcelona

1 - 0

Os Patos

Nicolò Barella
19'
1 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 2

Crystal Phallus

0 - 1
45+1'
Georginio Wijnaldum
0 - 2
45+2'
Sadio Mané (Retired)

Mancs in Black

1 - 1

Arbor Red

0 - 1
11'
Mikel Oyarzabal
Ousmane Dembélé
40'
1 - 1

Weasels

1 - 1

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
40'
Kylian Mbappé
Pedro (Old Winger)
65'
1 - 1

This week's crossword clue

7 Down: No alcohol necessary to laugh at an inhuman limb (8)

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