The Gobshite Report - Season Fifteen - Gameweek Five

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1

Os Patos

0 - 1
66'
Hulk (Pen)

RED De Sciglio 65′

Tiki Taka Toah

1 - 5

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1
14'
Mason Mount
Maxi Rodríguez
22'
1 - 1
1 - 2
40'
Mason Mount
1 - 3
44'
Kevin De Bruyne
1 - 4
45+3'
Teun Koopmeiners
1 - 5
53'
Kalidou Koulibaly

Surreal Freedom

0 - 4

Much and More FC

0 - 1
15'
Serge Gnabry
0 - 2
26'
Victor Osimhen
0 - 3
33'
Serge Gnabry
0 - 4
35'
Rafael Leão

RED Dante 30′

Qiú Mǎng

2 - 1

AFC He-Man

Alexis Umeres
13'
1 - 0
Dani Olmo
26'
2 - 0
2 - 1
49'
Bukayo Saka

Weasels

2 - 0

Mancs in Black

Harry Kane
16'
1 - 0
James Ward-Prowse
55'
2 - 0

The Pocket Dawgs

3 - 2

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
11'
Tammy Abraham
Matheus Nunes
23'
1 - 1
Matheus Nunes
27'
2 - 1
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
61'
3 - 1
3 - 2
68'
Kylian Mbappé

Maychester United

3 - 0

Farcelona

Kingsley Coman
29'
1 - 0
Lionel Messi (Pen)
40'
2 - 0
Leon Goretzka
80ish?
3 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

1 - 0

Nilwall FC

Thomas Müller
28'
1 - 0

RED Dunk 80′

Chilean Menace

1 - 0

FC Cers City

Jamal Musiala
5'
1 - 0

Queens of the Quagmire

0 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks