The Gobshite Report - Season Eighteen - Gameweek Eight

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

FC Cers City

2 - 1

Brigstock Big Cocks

Christopher Nkunku
7'
1 - 0
David Alaba
38'
2 - 0
2 - 1
46'
Neymar

Much and More FC

5 - 0

Farcelona

Kylian Mbappé
5'
1 - 0
Takehiro Tomiyasu
18'
2 - 0
Rodrigo De Paul
30'
3 - 0
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
57'
4 - 0
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
63'
5 - 0

Nanard Corruption Football

1 - 2

Weasels

Victor Osimhen
59'
1 - 0
1 - 1
92'
Alexis Umeres
1 - 2
96'
Alexis Umeres

RED Bennacer 53′

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 1

Maychester United

0 - 1
86'
Wout Weghorst

Pantabangan Wanderers

1 - 2

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
7'
Khvicha Kvaratskhelia
Sergej Milinković-Savić
32'
1 - 1
1 - 2
73'
Martin Ødegaard

The Shola System

1 - 1

Sh1tesse

0 - 1
24'
Memphis Depay
Dejan Kulusevski
36'
1 - 1

Flying Faux Soccer

4 - 0

Farcelona

Bernardo Silva
17'
1 - 0
Phil Foden
52'
2 - 0
Gabriel
75'
3 - 0
Daniel Buschmann
94'
4 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 2

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
5'
Lionel Messi
0 - 2
10'
Lionel Messi

Mancs in Black

1 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

Karim Benzema
43'
1 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1

Os Patos

0 - 1
68'
Jack Oliver

St Marten Saints

2 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

Romelu Lukaku
60'
1 - 0
Romelu Lukaku
93'
2 - 0