The Gobshite Report - Season Eighteen - Gameweek Thirty-Four

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
90
Danson Owino

La Ball de la Foot

3 - 0

St Marten Saints

Olivier Giroud
1
1 - 0
Lionel Messi
14
2 - 0
Lionel Messi
69
3 - 0

The Shola System

1 - 0

FC Cers City

Bruno Fernandes
23
1 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

3 - 2

Sh1tesse

0 - 1
5
Mason Mount
0 - 2
14
Luis Suárez
Raheem Sterling
52
1 - 2
Raheem Sterling
54
2 - 2
Raphaël Guerreiro
65
3 - 2

Maychester United

1 - 0

Os Patos

Wout Weghorst
9
1 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
13
Yves Bissouma (Retired)
0 - 2
57
Yves Bissouma (Retired)

The Pocket Dawgs

1 - 2

Flying Faux Soccer

Sadio Mané (Retired)
9
1 - 0
1 - 1
26
Phil Foden
1 - 2
36
Jack Grealish

Kamara Chameleon Collective

2 - 1

Much and More FC

Luis Alberto
34
1 - 0
Rodrygo
35
2 - 0
2 - 1
79
Kylian Mbappé

Nanard Corruption Football

2 - 2

Mancs in Black

0 - 1
16
Marcus Rashford
Vinícius Júnior
34
1 - 1
Lorenzo Insigne
37
2 - 1
2 - 2
57
Marcus Rashford

Weasels

1 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

Callum Wilson
26
1 - 0
1 - 1
63
Martin Ødegaard

Möhömahamörssit

2 - 2

Pantabangan Wanderers

Robert Lewandowski
24
1 - 0
Robert Lewandowski
44
2 - 0
2 - 1
51
Mohamed Salah
2 - 2
78
Ruben Loftus-Cheek

Much and More FC

1 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
42
1 - 0