The Gobshite Report - Season Eighteen - Gameweek Three

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Brigstock Big Cocks

1 - 2

Much and More FC

0 - 1
13'
Roberto Firmino
Bruno Guimarães
21'
1 - 1
1 - 2
87'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)

Surreal Freedom

0 - 0

FC Cers City

Weasels

2 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

Norman Onyango
22'
1 - 0
1 - 1
36'
Georginio Wijnaldum
Callum Wilson
85'
2 - 1

MISSED PEN Top Ten 45+1′
RED Trippier 84′

St Marten Saints

0 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

Flying Faux Soccer

1 - 4

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1
4'
Álvaro Morata
0 - 2
16'
Mohamed Salah
Bernardo Silva
19'
1 - 2
1 - 3
24'
Mohamed Salah (Pen)
1 - 4
47'
Iñaki Williams

FC Cers City

2 - 2

Nanard Corruption Football

Granit Xhaka
54'
1 - 0
1 - 1
57'
Leroy Sané
Piotr Zieliński
84'
2 - 1
2 - 2
92'
Leroy Sané

La Ball de la Foot

3 - 0

Weasels

Lionel Messi
16'
1 - 0
Sergio Ramos
45'
2 - 0
Martin Terrier
82'
3 - 0

Kamara Chameleon Collective

2 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

Ricardo Pereira
20'
1 - 0
Rodrygo
94'
2 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

2 - 1

Maychester United

Tomáš Souček
8'
1 - 0
1 - 1
50'
Hakan Çalhanoğlu
Joško Gvardiol
77'
2 - 1

Os Patos

1 - 2

The Shola System

0 - 1
28'
Bruno Fernandes
Ricardo Velásquez (Retired)
51'
1 - 1
1 - 2
77'
Diogo Jota (Retired)

Möhömahamörssit

2 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

Christian Eriksen
6'
1 - 0
Robert Lewandowski
81'
2 - 0